I just got home from Sam's Club. Man, if you want entertainment these big box stores are the place to go! I had to pick up a couple prescriptions we had ordered and as I wandered back to the pharmacy there was a young man demonstrating some kind of soap or lotion. He was a Lone Ranger without virtually anyone listening to his spiel. In fact, he was so bored he was playing cards on his table. I cracked up. I don't know who taught him the art of selling products but I'm pretty sure playing cards wasn't in the lesson.
After I finished shopping I decided to grab a pizza combo (slice of pizza and a drink...such a deal!) Anyway, as I sat and ate, a heavy set girl sat down in front of me. I felt bad for her as I could tell she wanted to wear clothes that were really 'in' but her body just didn't fit into the size she was wearing. So, as I sat and ate, she gave me a panoramic view of her butt crack...please excuse my Texan, y'all!! ugh. I just got up and moseyed on home.
When my hubby was in the hospital with the blood clot in his leg they were giving him two shots a day in the lower abdomen (where all the fat is) of a coagulator to keep the clot from breaking apart again and a blood thinner to dissolve it. He's still on a blood thinner. When he left the hospital his 2-a-day had to continue for 10 days so guess who got to learn how to "administer" them to him at 9 am and 9 pm? MOI In all the years we have been together, which is about 45, he treated me the absolute BEST during those 10 days!! All I had to do was remind him that "9 PM is rolling around really really soon, ya know darlin'???"
Poor guy, I live for mental torture.
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